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| #1 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Discuss your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series jokes here!
Mine is, "Screw the rules I have green hair! ...Huh. Well that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the drugs." |
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| #2 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I love the '..In America!" joke. xD I say it all the time...in America! x3
But have you ever said any of the jokes in public and people don't know what the heck you're talking about? xD I quote Abridged all the time at work, and people just think I'm crazy. x3 |
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| #3 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | mines screw the rules i have money!
and yeah.. raine... that happens alot ... |
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| #4 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I don't remember that one... It was probably before I noticed that "Screw the rules, I have money" was a running gag. My favorite is probably a tie between "Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!" and the whole recycle bin gag. "And then, once you're in the recycle bin, I'm going to right-click and choose "empty recycle bin", because otherwise you're just taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I'm going to kill you." |
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| #5 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | "i sound like brock from pokamon, screw the rules im in love with nurse joy"
classic!.....in america |
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| #6 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | "Burn the witch!" |
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| #7 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Anything that Bandit Keith and Kemo say.
"In America" and "My hair is ______" = best jokes evar. >3 |
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| #8 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | its kinda hard for me to decide, I think I laughed the most at those times Shadii said "Its niiice!" |
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| #9 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #4 by Socran | Reply | | Socran, it's from the 11th episode at the beginning when Seto Kaiba is in the helicopter. |
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| #10 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | #1: Green hair
Close second would be Bakura, "Because I'm British" |
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| #11 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | The quote 'Who's smexy now, bitch?' is composed of several variaties of high-grade win. |
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| #12 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Don't know if you'd call it a joke but one of my favorite quotes is this - "I promise that i'll win this tournament and get the prize money, then you'll be able to afford speakin' lessons and you'll learn to talk good, like what I do."
Really, I fell out of my chair when I first saw it. |
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| #13 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | ANything that has to do with in america or screwing rules. |
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| #14 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I loved the joke:
"Look Everybody its Skankady Slut Slut"
"Acually The Names Mai Valintine"
"Thats What I Said Skankady Slut Slut"
I couldnt breath cauze I was Laughing so hard |
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| #15 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Loved it when Bakura said "I'm British you know"
Not sure why, just made me chuckle. |
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| #16 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | My favorite would have to be when Tristan says...
"Holy *beep* on a *beep* sandwhich with *beep* toppings! And a side of *beep*"
He says that when Yugi duels Rebecca. |
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| #17 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | My favorite joke of all time?
SERENITY: Joey! Stop this crazy thing!
JOEY: Apply the handbrake, ya dumb broad!
No matter how many times I hear that, I crack up. Just the way Joey says it is just... God, so funny. |
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| #18 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Well, my college is snowy and icy most most of the year, so whenever I have to get to a place quickly, I can't run. So I always go 'Well, I can't run, so I'm just gonna walk briskly.'
I also love 'SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES . . . wait . . . '
I absolutely love Shadi, too, and Mako, and Bandit Keith. And Devlin's theme song. WHICH REMINDS ME! 'What did they say about me?' 'Point, point.' XD I love it when the sound effects are said outloud. |
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| #19 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Gah, I like too many. Obviously, the most popular ones are at the top (IE 'Screw the rules' 'Super special awesome' '... In America' 'My hair...' etc) But my favourite more obscure quote? Hmm...
'Well, I suppose my parents didn't love me enough. They were always dressing me like a girl! Did you know they wanted to name me Florence? Who names a boy Florence?! Idiots, that's who!'
'Look out, Florence is back!'
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| #20 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | ATTENTION DUELISTS! Never fails to amuse. XD
And the sounds Pegasus makes when he's sleeping. XD |
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| #21 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | One of my favorites is:
"Excellent. Soon my evil plan to steal an object from a small child will be complete!"
And anything with "Screw the rules..." "..in America!" "Attention duelists! My hair is..." and "Super special awesome!" |
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| #22 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I've got WAY too many. One of my favourites is
"My name is Marick."
"I don't care."
"What if I told you I had exclusive access to certain secrets?"
"I don't care."
"Once I have what I desire, the Millenium Rod will mean NOTHING to me."
"I don't care."
and, from the Chrimbo special
"Now, you have seen the undeniable truth! Do you comprehend?"
"I'm not sure what I--"
"DO YOU COMPREHEND?"
"If I say yes, will you leave?"
"I shall."
"Then yes. I understand completely."
"Good."
"... aren't you leaving?"
"I am inside your brain."
"That's great."
"FOREVER."
"I'm... going back to bed."
"Binky-boy."
I've really got too many to type up here! Lame. |
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| #23 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | don't forget one of the first lines of cr@psule monsters "we are 4kids, and soon the whole world will know and fear us, even more then they already do!" it is so true to. |
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| #24 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I really liked these
Tristan: "Holy *** on a *** sandwich with *** on top! And a side of ***!"
Keith: "Time for some Bandit keith fanservice...In America!"
Yugi: (casually) "That Mako guy was a f*cking psycho." |
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| #25 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Oh wow. There are so many.
"I think the pilot is gay!"
"Don't look at his penis! Don't look at his penis! Don't look at his penis! AH! I looked!"
"Hail Satan!"
"Your mother plays card games in Hell!"
There a more but I don't want to list them all. ^^; |
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| #26 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Oh in the movie where Yugi throws the dagger at the tablet, and there's the Price Is Right "You Fail" music, and he says "Damn, I suck!" =D |
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| #27 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!
I like the SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES joke mostly because I used it first |
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| #28 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Ack! There are so many! XD But there are some lines that kill me every time XD
1) "Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls."
(I usually don't like those jokes, but I just can't keep a straight face when he says that! XD)
2)Mai: "Can I have my star chips back?"
Yami: "Only if you beg me. ... come on, get on your knees."
3) "Couldn't I just mind crush him?" (That entire argument XD) |
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| #29 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | "Holy **** on a **** sandwich!"
"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him... in America!"
"You're mother plays card games in hell!"
Priceless |
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| #30 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | The beaver gag from Busted Rhymes. Poor, confused Téa. |
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