Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Jokes?
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| #271 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | "Shut up you limy fruit cake!" |
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| #272 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | "Screw the rules, I have money!"
"I'm not gay, I'm just British!"
"Your mother plays card-games in hell!"
"Look at me everyone, I'm Seto Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with nurse joy!"
"Shut up Mokuba!"
"Whom do you thik you are? Venom?"
Just amazing! |
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| #273 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Burn the witch,
Super spiecal awsome,
I think the pilot is gay,!
In America and
OMG a giant rock! |
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| #274 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | Oh, there's so many... Not counting the standards ("Screw the rules", "ATTENTION DUELISTS!", "My hair is -", "In AMERICA!" and stuff like that), they would have to be...
In the movie, when Kaiba and Yami are stepping out to duel and the Kill Bill (I think) music is playing, and then they stop and all of a sudden..."You don't stand a GHOST of a CHANCE, Yugi!"
The Christmas Special ending: "Instead, I've decided to fire all of you........Happy Hanukkah!"
"Pegasus died as he lived: Draped in the arms of another man."
"Don'tlookatispenisdon'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenis....AAAGH! ...I looked!"
Episode 24: "That guy looks just like ME! And he has a Blue Eyes! Just like ME! And he's an asshole! Just like ME!"
And also, from the same episode: "Hey big brother, can I watch Spongebob?"
"Shut up, Mokuba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact that I have an extremely small penis."
"Oh......I like Patrick."
And let's not forget...
"Because in the future, card games will be played on motorbikes."
"That...is the stupidest thing that has ever come out of your mouth. Card games on motorbikes! Come on!"
*Shows picture of YuGiOh 5D's with dramatic music* |
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| #275 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | "I'm So Exhausted, I could poop blood!"
"Attention duelists, My hair is being assaulted!"
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| #276 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | Here�s some of my favorites:
Pegasus:how about a hug
Kaiba:...
Pegasus:a kiss\"
Kaiba:eh, no thanks
Pegasus:how about I cover you up in cream and lick it of
Kaiba:are you coming onto me?
Pegasus:oh, whatever gave you that idea
(dont remember exactly what they said, its from the abridged movie)
1)my hair is inlove with you
2)REJECTED!
3)stop, my hair wants to marry you.
1)my voice gives me super strenght
2)well, my hair gives me the power to defy gravity
\\\\\\\"those child grabbing classes finally paid off\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"I am now sufficiently glamorous\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"attention mother, you should have been there\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"aah, the blue schreen of death, my mortal enemy\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"higuysIfoundjoebye\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"the millenian items have been stolen. it must have been that jew, he must be hiding his horns under all that ridiculous hair\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"into the kaiba cave\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"burn the witch\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"he turned me into a newt *silence* I got better...\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"this is going strait up my nose\\\\\\\"
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| #277 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | I like Limey man and Pegasus' wife exploding.
And Screw the rules I have money. |
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| #278 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | | "Let this be a lesson to ya Yug, never under an circumstances leave your beaver exposed" - Joey |
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| #279 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | | My favorite is......................."my grandfathers deck has no pathetic cards...except maybe the Kuriboh" But I like all of the episodes jokes |
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| #280 Posted 8 months ago | Reply | Oh gosh, I love all of the jokes related with Ryou Bakura.
1. The gay references: \"Oh that\'s just my gaydar.\" \"I\'m not gay I\'m British.\"
2. The sadness of how he is not a main character and wants to be. Hehe where Yugi looses to Kaiba. Ryou: \"In that case, can I be the main character?\" Yugi: **** no.\" Bakura: \"Bugger!\"
Some of my absoulte fave Bakura quotes are:
\"You people are a bunch of wankers!\"
\"Gangway! Women and she-males first! Oh--bullocks!\"
\"Help, this supermodel is one of my fangirls!\"
\"Tell my fangirls I love them.\"
\"Oh bugger!\"
I also love the entire \'Zorc & Pals\' ordeal with Yami Bakura! :)
And of course, who could forget that single word our lovely Zombie Boy speaks anytime he does:
\"BRAINS!\"
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| #281 Posted 7 months ago | Reply | "I had fired our parents. Those were hard times since we didn't have any money so I was unable to screw the rules."
And there are SO many parts that I quote all the time and I have so many favourites, but dun wanna list em all here. Hah. |
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| #282 Posted 7 months ago | Reply | "Wow it's a Giant Rock, i mean it's a roch, and it's... giant"
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"I'll show you something else."
"It'll be hard to beat that Giant Rock."
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"omg another Giant rock...."
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"Screw the Rules, I have money"-"Screw the Money, I have Rules..."
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i summon boar soldier, hitosume giant, Maha Vailo and some kind of evil zebra unicorn thing.seriously what the hell is that supposed to be?whatever it is, i'll be seeing it in my nightmares"
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"waaah waaah baby pharao wants milk somebody fetch me a nipple"
"you are just f*ing with me, arent you?"
"indeed i am"
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"Mr. Kaiba is in serious danger, see these random colered bar indicate dangers"
+"Obelisks powerlevel is off the charts, the randomly colered bars are going crazy,see, that indicates great power "
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"You don't stand a ghost of a chance"
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"omg, did i just kill a gay clown?!"
okay, the rest is great too, but that are the ones i could keep in mind^^ |
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| #283 Posted 7 months ago | Reply | | there are somany i can not thing of all of them but my fav is in Marik's Evil Council #2 near the start were Bakura says 2 Pegasus" nothing says evil quite like womanly eye liner" |
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| #284 Posted 7 months ago | Reply | I love the part in Yami says to Yugi that Mai is his type and that her boobs are larger than him(Yugi)........by the way what was that episode does anyone know!!!!!PLS!!!!!!!  |
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| #285 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | The best is: "OMG! A Giant Rock..!" ,also Pegasus wife exploding and "Attention duelists, My hair is being assaulted!" |
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| #286 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "Brooklyn Rage!"
"Screw the rules, I have green hair"
"Screw the yules I have money"
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| #287 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Best quote:
"...Then, when we were standing at the alter, something very unexpected happened - you exploded. Yeah, that was kind of wierd..."
followed with perfect delivery by -
"... at long last I was reunited with you, my love. I thought my dreams had finally come true, but then you exploded again-"
*gunshot*
"...you really need to stop doing that."
((It had my best friend and I laughing non-stop for the rest of our shift at work!))
I also love:
"is nice." - Shadii
"I am NOT a freaky-fish guy!" - Mako
"Super-Special Awesome!" - Yugi
"Shut up Mocuba" - Kaiba
"Attention duelists!" - that dude... with the hair... "...in America"
"my voice gives me super strength".... "Yes, but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"... "Oh, the humanity!"
and everytime Kaiba says "K-Thanks!"
Duke Devlin's theme music |
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| #288 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | “For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.” – Gramps
“Wait, wait a minute. I’ve been injured so you’re going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch rival?” - Gramps
“Pretty much.” - Yugi
“No wonder your parents are never around.” - Gramps
Tea draws on their hands.
“Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place?” – Joey
“I’m a kleptomaniac I stole it from school.” – Tea
“Hey – my wallet’s missing.” - Tristan
“Kiba took it!” – Tea
“You can see into my mind”
“Yes, pharaoh boy, I can see that you and I have a great deal in common.“
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Isn’t it obvious?”
“Look pall, just because I inhabit the body of a teenage boy, it doesn’t mean that I’m a-”
“Oh, come now, Pharaoh boy, don’t be so gosh, I was referring to our millennium items.”
“Oh, right, I knew that.”
“I’m not actually in this episode. Has anyone seen my agent?” – Yami
“Wow, an entire island all to ourselves. It’s sort of like that book – Lord of the Flies. Only, with a lot less subtext and a lot more card games.”
“Wasn’t that the movie, with the evil ring and the hobbits?”
“Why would any of those things be on this island, you idiot?”
<- Evil Ring
<- Hobbits
“Attention duelists, if you could all stop starring at my hair for a moment, you’ll see that Pegasus’s castle is just behind me. Please follow the unnecessarily long staircase to meet your host.”
“Hey, check out all of the obligatory cameos. Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Mako Tsunami-”
“But where’s the raining champion Seto Kiba?”
“Didn’t you hear? He was barred from the tournament because his name wasn’t stupid enough.”
“Welcome to the Duelist Kingdom, let me assure you that this tournament is 100% genuine, and is not in anyway an elaborate ruse thrown together at the last minute so that I can get my hands on an ancient Egyptian artifact. To advance to the finals and a chance at 3 million dollars, you must each win 10 starchips by betting them on card games. Remember kids, gambling is good for you!” – Pegasus’s speech.
“Now that my cold has instantly cleared up, I can’t wait win this tournament and get the prize money.” - Joey
“So you can pay for the operation, right?” - Yugi
“What operation?” - Joey
“The one your sister’s getting-” - Yugi
“What sister?” – Joey
“Super-Special Awesome, Ultra-Special Sexy Transformation Sequence – Go!” – Yugi
“Yugiios – Sponsored by Yugios. They’re Yugilicious. Wait a minute, Yugilicious, is that even a word?”
“It lets the kids know that they’re tasty.”
“Yes, but… Yugilicious, are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?”
“Yami…”
“how do you even go about testing something like that? I mean, besides the… obvious method-”
“Just say the line, you amateur-”
“Fine. YuGiOs, apparently they’re Yugilicious…
Okay, now where’s my fucking paycheck?”
“Seto, what’s wrong?”
“They wrote my character out of the show, Mocuba!.
“No way, but you’re Yugi’s arch rival!”
“And I haven’t been in a single episode since he defeated me. Since he’s the star, he thinks he can hog all of the screen time to himself. I mean, just look at Bakora.”
“Who the hell is Bakora?”
“Precisely! Now, I’m going to hide in some undisclosed location. You stay here and guard my multimillion dollar company while I’m gone, K-Thanks.”
“But, Seto – What if an evil group tries to take over while you’re missing?”
“Oh, come on Mocuba, what are the odds of that happening?”
“So let me get this straight gentlemen, now that Kiba-boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?”
“That is correct!”
“I fucking knew it!”
“Stealing makes everything better!”
“Wait, Mocuba, you mustint do this thing. Think, what woulld your brother say if he saw you now!?”
“Well done Mocuba, now steal something from Joey too….”
“Don’t move a muscle or we’ll shoot you with our invisible guns.” - Henchman
“I’m too rich to die!” – jumps out window - Kaiba
“There’s no way he could have survived that fall.” - Henchman
“Actually, I seem to be okay.” - Kaiba
“Nope, he’s definitely dead.” - Henchman
“You guys are idiots.” - Kaiba
“At least we’re not dead – like you.” - Henchman
“This time Yugi, you don’t stand a ghost of a chance.” - Kaiba
“Oh no! He has even less personality than before!” – Tristan
“If you’re a ghost, than I’m straight!” – Yami
“Checkmate! I sunk your battleship!” – Joey
“Joey, you redefine what it means to be a moron.” – Yugi
“I sure wish Yugi were here. How am I supposed to prove my independence without his help?” – Joey
“Pegasus, I’m going to make you pay for stealing my cards.”
“And for kidnapping me, right Seto?”
“Shut up Mocuba, mommy and daddy are talking.”
“You may have beaten me before Yugi, but this time I have the upper hand. I’ve placed my faith in the heart of the cards, and without Exodia you have no chance of overcoming my unstoppable blue eyes white dragons.”
“Yeah, well at least I’m not adopted.”
“What did you just say?”
“Sorry, did I touch a nerve? Why don’t you run home and cry to mommy? Oh, that’s right, you don’t have one.”
“Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child-”
“Hey, everybody look at me – I’m Seto Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I’m in love with Nurse Joy.”
“That’s it Motou, you’re fucking dead.”
“I knew my emo strategy would pay off. You geeks are so gullible.”
“I lost a card game, I no longer have a reason to live!”
“Look, I think something exciting is happening!” – Tea
“Blah-blah, card games, blah!” – Yami
“Blah, blah, blah – attack mode, blah!” – Pegasus
“Blah, blah, blah!” - Yami
“Blah!” - Pegasus
“Oops, my mistake” – Tea
"BURN THE WITCH!" - Tristan
“He must be a witch, he turned me into a newt… I got better.” – Tristan
“What the hell, he looks just like Yugi, but what does this mean.”
“It means that your arch-rival Yugi Moto is a reincarnation of the pharaoh, and that history is about to repeat itself.”
“Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?”
“Yes.”
“Best destiny ever.”
“Fucking birds. This date is lame. Its such a bore. I’d rather be home playing card games more and more. If you ask me, Tea’s a whore, but then that’s nothing new she was like that before.”
“Watching people dance is almost as much fun as watching people play card games.”
“You said it life-partner.”
"Man, I love the card game channel."
"It's almost as good as the watching paint dry channel."
“… and that’s why friendship is the best thing ever.”
“Yes, friendship is great. Must… go… get… friends.”
“Brainwashing people is fun.”
“Yes it is.”
“Now we are at the museum.”
“I know. Inside that building lie the answers to questions I’ve been asking myself ever since the series began. Finally, I’ll know the truth about my past.”
“Do you think they’ll have DDR in there too?”
“Tea, its Japan, of course they will.”
.....hmmm.... yeah.... maybe I should've just gone with - "THE WHOLE SHOW!!!!"
'Tis brilliant. |
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| #289 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | "Oh my god! A giant rock!" and "Oh my god! Another giant rock!" are jokes that never fail to smack a smile on my face. |
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| #290 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | "My brother is being held hostage, but I don't really feel like running, so I'm just going to walk briskly toward Pegasus' castle."
"It's RAPING time!"
and, of course,
"Now that she's out of the way I can concentrate on finding GAY PEOPLE!" |
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| #291 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | "nnnnnghh!!" "the hologram which has no physical presence somehow managed knocked me over" LOL |
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| #292 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Yami-I spy with my little eye, something beggining with gay clown
Tristan-Nobody cares about what you think!
My Widdle Ryou- ... My mummy does
Bakura- Florence is back!
Bakura (Or it might\\\'ve been Marik)- Nothing says evil quite like womany eyeliner
Yugi- wow Joey, you\\\'re kind of a selfish b*stard
Marik-Well your asking for it you look like a human furby for f*ck sake! hehehe i fell off my chair to them XD |
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| #293 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | My sister and I randomly break out into quotes, leaving the rest of the family intensely confused:
"You were the second most beautiful person I'd ever laid eyes on. The first was me of course. We fell in love instantly, and decided to get married. Then, when we were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened: You exploded. Yeah, that was kinda weird. In my greif, I took a trip to Egypt. Because that's what people do when they're greiving. They go to Egypt. Little did I know, my destiny was waiting for me just around the corner..."
"Jagshemesh. My name-a Shadi. In my country of Egypt, we no longer use slave to build pyramid. We make women do it instead. It's nice. If you come with me, I will show you why I hang donuts from my ears."
"I followed him into a chamber filled with ancient artifacts."
"Jewish peoples are always trying to steal my Millenium Items. Since you are not Jew, I will let you have this one. It gives you the power to see into other peoples' minds. It's nice."
"The Millenium Eye gave me the power to see into the world beyond. At long last I was reunited with you my love. I thought my dreams had finally come true. But then, you exploded again. You really need to stop doing that."
"Man, that is one girl I'd like to play card games with. And by play card games, I mean have sex."
"Pretty!"
"Warning: This episode contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin. Women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at Duke Devlin. This also applies to women without heart condtions. He's very pretty. See? See how pretty he is? He's very pretty. I'd like to run my fingers through his hair. And I'm just a voice. Anyway, without further ado, enjoy your crappy anime cartoon."
"I hear Duke Devlin's the sexiest thing since sex."
"I don't think sex is very sexy."
"Joey, what's sex?"
"Well Tristan, when a man and a woman love each other very much-"
"No, Joey! We mustn't let Tristan breed!"
"Nyeah! Thanks, Téa, that was a close one!"
"I'm off to do British things. Like drink cups of tea and eat bangers and mash. Because I'm British."
"Beer and ginger shooters for everyone!
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I'm British you know."
"Oh! It looks like something interesting's about to happen!"
"Blah blah blah. Card games blah."
"Blah blah blah. Attack mode blah.
"Blah blah blah."
"Blaaahhh."
"Whoops, my mistake."
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with gay clown."
"Did you know they wanted to name me Florence? What kind of parents name their boy Florence? Idiots, that's who!"
"I hate you, milkshake! Die, milkshake, die! That's right, milkshake, I have defeated you!"
"My hair is in love!"
"REJECTED!"
"Wait! My hair wants to marry you-
Ouch, my hair..."
"This looks like a job for Limey Man! I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea! And I'm all out of tea."
And of course...
"Screw the rules, I have money/green hair!"
"My breasts are in danger!"
"Attention duelists! My hair..."
"...in America."
P.S...does anyone know how to get a keyboard off French mode?! I've gone and pressed something, and I don't know how to change it back. It's very tedious trying to find all the punctuation marks when they're not as they're marked on the keys. |
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| #294 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | The scene where bakura's introduced to the class and some kid shouts out Go Back To Russia!
Get To Da Choppa
Attention Mother
Brooklyn Rage? BROOKLYN RAGE!!
Then tell us fluffy what should we Do... I told you not to call me fluffy in public
The whole copycat scene
nyeh
These are not the breasts you are looking for
and numerous others |
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| #295 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | "Look Daddy! It's a Blue-Eyes! A real one!"
"It's just a statue, you ignorant child! By the way, the Easter bunny isn't real either! And I'm not even your real father."
"Waaah!" |
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| #296 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | -"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him...in America"
-"Para: It seems that we ran out of luck.
Dox: It's just a card game, who gives a fu..."
-"Now i'm sufficiently glamorous"
-"Looks like Joey found a duel disk"
-My name's Arkana. Steve Arkana |
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| #297 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | XD
there are so many... but... let me see... aahhh.. OH! OK! XD
Kaiba: OH MY GOD A GIANT ROCK!!!
Ishizu: yes kaiba... a giant rock
Kaiba: i can't belive what i'm seeing...it's a giant rock!!
Kaiba: it's a rock and it's giant!! XD
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Yugi's sexy alter-ego: I mean COME ON!!... you have baby dragon in your deck... ''BABY FREAKING DRAGON!!''
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blablabla card games bla XD |
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| #298 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Shut up Kitty
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Super Special Awesome!
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| #299 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many. But off the top of my head:
"Charmander char!"
"Shut up Charmander! I mean Mokuba."
"Bugger off kitty!"
"Oh my god a giant rock!" |
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| #300 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | prolly: "in america", "neyh", "brooklyn/egyptian rage", zorc's "destroy the world" and marik's "i command you all to shut the eff up!" |
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