Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Jokes?
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| #301 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Yami: "Does anyone here believe this guy's actually a ghost?"
Tristin: "I do."
Yami: "Anyone besides Tristin?"
Tristin: "...I do."
Mokuba: "I love you, big brother."
Kaiba: (quickly) "'Kay, thanks."
Kaiba: "How the hell did I climb a cliff while holding a briefcase?"
Tristin: "Hey, Joey, I've come back to support you!"
Joey: "Hey, Tristin, I don't care."
Young Serentiy: "Joey, stop this crazy thing!"
Young Joey: "Apply the hand brake, you dumb broad!"
Téa: "By the way, Yugi, why didn't you save me when I was being assaulted?"
Yami: "I thought it was part of the game."
Téa: "He was trying to hurt me!"
Yami: "I know. It looked like fun."
Joey: "BROOKLYN RAGE!"
Yami: "Actually, I do smoke marijuana. It's gooooood stuff."
Joey: "Hey! I'm trying to re-build my self-esteem, here!"
Yugi: "Joey, you hang out with us. You don't have any self-esteem."
Joey: "Oh, yeah."
Tristin: "Do our parents even care that we're missing?"
Yugi: "This is Joey's coming-of-age episode where he proves he's a man by winning at a children's card game." |
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| #302 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | "Ehehehe they can't pass this cardboard cut-out of a bolder!"
*Everyone pushes*
"It's no use it's made out of pure cardboard.." |
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| #303 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Kaiba:Oh my god,a giant rock!
Ishizu:That's right,Kaiba,a giant rock.
Kaiba:I can't beleive what I'm seeing!A giant rock!It's a rock and its giant!
Tea:Bow,chika,bow bow.
Tristan:Burn the witch!
Tristan:I'm actually going to do something for once!My voice gives me super strength!
Kemo:Yes,but my hair give me the power to defy gravity!
Zombie Boy/Bonz:Brains.(You can't fire me,I quit!)
Tea:Tristan and Serenity,sitting in a tree!
Yugi:K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Tristan:They know my secret!I'm going to have to kill them all!
Kaiba:You do realise you're paying for this call,right?
(dial tone)
Mako:I am not a freaky fish guy!
Joey and Tristan:(taunting) Mako's a freaky fish guyy!
(Everytime Obelisk attacks,Joey and Tristan are heard taunting)Torrmeeent!
Kemo:Attention duelists!My hair is..being assaulted!
Kaiba:Idiot.Next time you sneak on somebody,try keeping your mouth shut!
Kaiba:Why do you keep saying ''Attention duelists''?I'm the only other person here.
Kemo:Hey,shut up,it's what I do,okay?
Kemo:Attention duelist!My hair is definately not leading you into a trap.
Kaiba:Listen,if you say one more thing about your hair,I'm gonna shave it off!
Kemo:You wouldn't have the guts!
Kaiba:Try me,big boy.
Yami Bakura:Noooooooooooooo!Twinkle.
Weevil:What the hell's wrong with you,butthole?Hehe.You almost killed me!
Yami Marik:WRONG!
Robot monkey Tristan:Bite my shiny metal ass!
Joey:It doesn't look so shiny to me!
Robot monkey Tristan:Shinier than yours,meatbag.
There's more,but I'm too lazy and tired from all this typing. XP
Oh yeah,one more.
Kaiba:I summon Boar Soldier! Hitotsu-Me Giant! Maha Vailo! And...some kind of evil zebra-unicorn thing...Seriously, what the hell is that thing?Whatever it is,I'll probably be seeing it in my nightmares. |
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| #304 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | "Yugi, you little ****. You son of a **** **** **** ****. I'm going to tear off you **** and shove them right up your **** **** **** ****. And that **** **** **** **** on your **** **** **** **** w/ **** **** **** and **** **** **** **** your **** **** **** ****, so then you have to **** side ways...******!!! huh hi there"
one of the funniest quotes i heard |
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| #305 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | My favorites:
"Only adults can play a children's card game!"
"WE'RE STILL TORMENTING YOU!!!!!" |
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| #306 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | Well these are mine :
-"Satan will be VERY ANGRY"
-"Little Girl , could you please control your Teddy Bear ?" " Kitty !"
-Then the song from Ep. 25
-"You'll see something that'll change your life" " Oh my god a giant rock ! "
-"... But you exploded . Yeah that was kinda weird ... " .... " At long last I was reunited with you my love . But then you exploded again . You really have to stop doing that "
-"I'm sorry for screwing with your head "
-*Phone rings* Kaiba:"What the hell do you want ?" Ishizu:"Hello Kaiba , this is Ishizu Ishta . Stop whatever you're doing and look at the TV right now " TV: I personally invite Seto-Kaiba to come to my museum . K:"What the hell was that ? " I:" You see Kaiba , I called you on the phone specifically so you could hear my Invitation on the Television " K:"Why the hell didn't you just invite me over the phone ?" I:"Because I have magical powers" K:"You do realise you're paying for this call ? " *stops call* |
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| #307 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | But its the yuletide season!!!
SCREW THE YULES I HAVE MONEY!!!!
never fails to make me laugh histerically |
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| #308 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | "I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown." |
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| #309 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #308 by DarkPhoenix | Reply | Episode 29 is where some of my favorite stuff is from.
Serenity : Thanks for listening to me Tristan. It's like I can tell you anything! blah blah blah
Tristan: (Flush) Sorry I had to go take a dump while you were talking. I don't even remember half the stuff that came out of me. What did I miss? Are you still blind and stuff? SERENITY!? Joeys hot sister?! Oh great! Shes gone deaf too.
Rex: Weren't you listening buttmunch? I just got my ass kicked by charlie brown
Joey: The creator of this show must of had a hardon for mrs.cleo
Yugi: " Hey joey, try summoning your red eyes! Oh wait you can't. I have it you dont " Rex: Yeah try summoning your red eyes dillhole.
Kaiba: You guys call yourself bullies? He's not even bleeding. You're all fired. I want you out of this orphanage by tomorrow morning. You make me sick.
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| #310 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | \"\"Binky boy \"\"
\"oh no were trapped! Quik lets start drinking our own urin! Shouldnt we just wait for help oorr.. Shut up and drink your urin.\"
\"get your hairy balls out of my face. Mind crush in stereo!\"
Of course \"screw the rules I have money\"
\"nipples = bad kids\"
And lots lots more : D |
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| #311 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | Hands down it would have to be
"Screw the money I have rules...wait let me try that again" from the movie.
Also I call one of my friends Binky boy, he watches tas as well so its an awesome inside joke.
Also
"Wait Mokuba, what would your brother say if he saw you now!"
"Good job Mokuba, now steal something from Joey too!"
"Ok but what would he say if he wasnt a complete douchebag. |
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| #312 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | It's Time To Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du'Du~ Get A Life
- Underling |
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| #313 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | Triston- This heavy amour is perfect for sneaking around *BANG! BANG!! BANG!!!*
Triston- Now to defeat the evil sprit once and for all- By throwing him carelessly in a random direction, Go Milluium Fiz B Bakura- NOOOOOO! *twinkle*
Peg- Then when we were standing at the alter, something very unexpected happened- You exploded... yeah that was kind of weird Joey- I just realised now that the tourments over we have to go back to school
Tristion- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| #314 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | My favorite joke ever is : Now Kaiba , open wide and suck on my Obelisk !
XD |
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| #315 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | I have sooo many favorites.
We are brothers paradox
and we like wearing womens frocks
as villans, you may think us rather lame
But never mind that, lets play a card game.......
You have tricked us with your magic box
we invite you to suck on our (coooor blimey)
Against our gate guardian, you stand no chance
im not wearing any under pants
is that true brother or are you just rhyming
I didnt want to throw off our timing, but it is true
Joey its time for a supprise attack
dont worry yug, i got your back
wait a minute, are we rhyming too
dont ask me, i aint got a clue
this is like soething outta doctor suess
i cant stop staring at yugis kaboose
everything seems to have gone all rhymey
shut the hell up you stupid limey
it appears we have run out of luck
its just a card game, who gives a fu.....
SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RULES..... wait, let me try that again.
SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY
SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR
SCREW THE YULES, I HAVE MONEY
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR
SCREW MY SISTER, I HAVE MONEY
Joey: Let me do it. Nyeh.... Nyeh
Yugi: Getting so hot, dont know if i'll make it
Joey: Nyeh,Nyeh,Nyeh
Yugi: I sure wish my friends were her to help
Joey: NYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEH
Yugi: Seriously, where the hell are those guys?
Joey and Tristan: NYEH
Tristan: BOHYAH! |
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| #316 Posted 16 hours ago | Reply | the titanic micktake, phresh pharoh of bel air evil teddy bear
im not gay im just british
giant levitating chesticles
pair of boobs attatched 2 a woman
wait a moment did ur testicles just drop
i love u u love me we're a happy familyyy
yugiohs
help somebody save me from the harmless dark energy disk that wont kill me
samurai pizza cats
yugioh 5d reference
wawa baby pharoh wants milk somebody fetch me a nipple
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