Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just listen real close
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a game called Smash Bros.

In west Port Town, born and raised
On the racetrack was where I spent most of my days
Revving up, speeding, crossing the finish line,
And all shootin some bounty heads in my free time
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I killed them all with a PAUUNNNCH and got some fame,
Nintendo told me that I'd be in the first Smash Bros. game.

I trained and trained by myself every day
Then I donned a blue outfit and went on my way.
My first opponent was DK- punched him till he got sick,
Then I pressed Down+B and yelled "FALCON KIIICK!"

First place, yo this is sweet,
Fire bursting out from my fists and feet.
Is this what the people of Smash Bros fighting like?
Hm... this might be alright.

But wait I hear there's Melee, new characters and stuff,
They think they can beat me, they think they're that tough?
I'll see when I get there,
I don't think so.
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Smash Bros.

Well, the game was made, and when it came out
There was a green-skinned guy with my moves and a shout
I didn't want to get cloned
I just got here
I pressed the C-stick up and watched him fall and disappear

I waited for a new game, and when it came near
The cover said Brawl and it had Wi-fi, it appeared.
If anything I was nerfed more than the rest
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and Up+B'd to say "YES!"

I ended up in the tiers about bottom or low
And I yelled to Sakurai "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, BRO!"
But I'm still the manliest,
As everyone knows,
So I'll stay on my throne as the Prince of Smash Bros.