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| #5491 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted but now water burns like fire(?)
I wish i had more money |
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| #5492 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5491 by insaneXchaos | | Granted, but I tax it away!
I wish the economy wasn't screwed... |
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| #5493 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5492 by ggbhtg | | Granted, it is now laid
I wish for a flying book |
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| #5494 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5493 by lilliejean | | granted but it flys you and itself into the sun
I wish for something to do |
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| #5495 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but it's so very exciting that you end up in the hospital.
I wish my hair always stayed untangled. |
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| #5496 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted. It all falls out.
I wish that more people played my IRC RPG game. |
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| #5497 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5495 by KawaitaSakebi | | To DarkSunDuelist- Granted but now several laws of physics are destroyed in the process, meaning that we'll never get to the root of mass and string theory (at least if they haven't already) and gravity is altered making games unplayable.
I wish for certainty |
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| #5498 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, you're certain you're going to die.
I wish for UNcertainty. |
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| #5499 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but its U.N. certainty which is pretty boring.
I wish my corruption made sense |
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| #5500 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5499 by Bluespirit0000 | | Granted, but it only makes sense to you. :3
I wish I could make the :3 face IRL. |
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| #5501 Posted 1 month ago | | | Granted, but you can't make any other face. |
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| #5502 Posted 1 month ago | | :3
I wish I could grant that non-existent wish. |
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| #5503 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5502 by KawaitaSakebi | | Granted but it's like dividing by zero. You're just asking for an implosion of sorts.
I wish I didn't jump at every little noise just because it is late (and I shouldn't really be here) |
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| #5504 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, because you've gone to bed.
I wish the universe wouldn't implode when I wished for things. [ O_O Oops... ] |
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| #5505 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted it EXplodes now...
I wish the spider in the bathroom would go away, i keep getting scared when i go in there |
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| #5506 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5505 by insaneXchaos | | Granted, the spider leaves, but now there's a cat in the ceiling, watching your every move.
I wish I could be a writer for a hit U.S. sitcom that lasts a great 7 seasons. |
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| #5507 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted but you die and someone else writes your sitcom and the 8th season is a huge flop
i wish my teachers would stop looking at me like i'm a total idiot |
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| #5508 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, now they make you look smart--but you are a total idiot.
I wish I was a little taller. |
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| #5509 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but you only grow half a millimeter so no one else would notice
i wish my legs were longer
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| #5510 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but your head tends to poke holes in ceilings.
I wish I had lots of money. |
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| #5511 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but the bank you kept it in got robbed and your money was the first to get in the bags
i wish i wasn't so bored |
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| #5512 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, now you're running for your life being chased by rabid wild boars.
I wish I could do handsprings. |
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| #5513 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted but your hands have turned into springs
I wish i wasn't so paranoid right now |
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| #5514 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, you'll be surprised when they get you. :3
I wish I could run up walls. |
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| #5515 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted but that's all you can run on
I wish i can have the patience to draw a manga |
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| #5516 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but it's crap
I wish for pie |
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| #5517 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted but it goes up the other end :P
I wish for a chocolate milkshake. |
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| #5518 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5517 by Bluespirit0000 | | Done, but it's made with 85% dark chocolate
I wish for superpowers |
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| #5519 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5518 by ChaosVincent1 | | What kind of corruption is that?! I'd like one! Or three!
Grannted, you get "matter eating" as your power.
I wish I had a kitchen. |
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| #5520 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, there's nothing in it
I wish for a chocolate fudge brownie milkshake |
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