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| #1 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | You see, I kinda have this problem... I think I'm in love with Kroze, I know it's wrong and I shouldn't, but I can't help but DESU~ over that orange metroid avatar. I tried to get some help elsewhere, but Face caught me talking to RensAss, misunderstood the situation and set Cthulhu on me... I tried to go talk to Underling about it, and though he seemed more than willing to help, all he said was :V which I couldn't quite understand. I took his suggestion and talked to Magick, who demanded I bring him b00bs and tacos before he helped me. So I went to find some tacos, thinking these would be easiest to track down, but they were all sold out in the BAR. I decided to go to Pedobear to see if she could spare any EdsBoobs for Magick, but she was the one who took the last batch of tacos. I tried to fight her for them, but she beat me down with her giant bat wings. I asked her for the EdsBoobs and she handed me the picture gratefully.
I took this picture back to Magick, who told me that it was not good enough without the tacos, but that he would keep the picture until I returned. On my travels I saw Dix trying on a bikini and asked whether he knew where the tacos could have gone, but he just handed me a camera and told me to snap pictures for his "personal records". Unfortunately, after I finished taking the pictures, he flew off to South Carolina before I could ask him about the tacos.
Then, the worst thing happened! Kroze actually crossed my path, so I had to hide behind a giant rock that was actually not that large... I overheard him talking to himself about a news post, and I tried to pluck up enough courage to speak to him, but when I looked up, he had vanished. Aanyway... I found the tacos eventually and took them back to Magick who said that he had heard from RensAss that Dix said that Underling knew someone who talked to a friend of Araharu's who said that Kroze had slipped into an inexplicable forum coma and that his evil twin was stealing the news post from him.
Now I don't know what to do because I stuck a sticky note on that news post that declared my love for Kroze, and now his evil twin brother has threatened to reveal all in one single scandalous soap-opera style revelation.
Since this is the place to get help of this sort, I was wondering if you could help me?
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| #2 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | lol EPIC WIN |
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| #5 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #3 by darkarcher | Reply | But... I tried to come to you for advice... you weren't available because you were lurking elsewhere  |
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| #6 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | This is epic! |
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| #7 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | What the fuck... Way to kiss up to the mods, JR :P |
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| #8 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #7 by Eia | Reply | | ¬_¬ this is like... the exact opposite... |
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| #9 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #8 by JesusRocks | Reply | | They're attention whores. Anything like this just makes them happy inside. |
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| #10 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #9 by Eia | Reply | | oh shut up |
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| #12 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #11 by Blaydrix | Reply | | Yeh but it get boring hearing it all the time |
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| #14 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #1 by JesusRocks | Reply | Well JR, i think I can help
Ya see heres my story, Well one day I was skipping merily along the site wanting to get some of the members to dance naked at my expense when I saw [^_^] looking sad at the side of the road, He said that Ren'sAss isn't paying enough attention to him because it has started getting a new obsession Araharu because he made the webcomic about Ren'sCrotch which stopped alot of attention going to Ren'sAss, [^_^] Asked me if I could stop this evil of diverting attention away from Ren'sAss so Ren'sAss and [^_^] will have a happy life and grow up with loads of FaceAss Babies
So he told me to assassinate Araharu
With that idea in mind I snook into Araharus lair where he creates his ideas and there I saw the best sight I had ever seen...
I saw Kroze in the comic, From then on i decided to follow him everywhere,, EVERYWHERE
I eventually got the courage to ask him to get down to sweet loving but he said that he had a girlfriend and I pointed out that Rose is actually a squirrel, He argued at first but then Araharu helped me prove this point, Either way he preferred furry love to me so I continued stalking him
So I followed him to the BAR one day where Underling noticed me, He decided to stop me following Kroze when he asked me "Heads or tails? Desu" And I said Heads but it was tails and I was banished to another realm, There I saw Kroze though, I followed him and he saw me, We made love there and then!
When Me and him returned to the proper area of the site I saw a bad site, ANOTHER KROZE!
I started a topic about it where I was told by Darkarcher that i married Krozes evil Brother!
Underling told me to dismiss this as Darkarcher was in fact a huge cock
I didn't know who to listen to so I decided to sit back and watch the mod fight unravel where Darkarcher won but Underling managed to convince everyone watching the mod fight that he actually won because Darkarcher was a cock, I got a bit confused at this stage so in the end I went away to find out more about Krozes twin brother
I asked Magick about him and apparently he was created to harvest boobs and Tacos for him as Kroze was too lazy to do it as he had a squirrel (AKA ROSE) To Sexify, Then Evil kroze broke free and tried to steal EdsBoobs but couldn't finish the job as Magick stopped him but as he was escaping he hit the real kroze down into a coma!
So now I accidentally married Evil kroze and I am also trying to stop his reign and get a divorce from Krozes evil brother before he rapes me again.
Want to team up? We can make a fellowship of the Kroze to save the Site by tossing the evil thread created by Evil kroze into the fires of the Archives section!
(bagsy being Pippin)
(I ran out of things to do... ANd I got bored) |
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| #17 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | For those who don't know... I made this thread because of the wording on the Site Help and Suggestions subforum description:This is the the place to get all the help you need... except with your lovelife.
And it was posted in that forum. |
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| #18 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | Seriously wtf has happened while I've been gone? |
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| #20 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | im here for the food |
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| #21 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #18 by TitanAura | Reply | | In short, Mods have gone bat shit crazy, Jesus loves it and i have made a beta game. That is all the important info you need |
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| #22 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | They were always crazy. |
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| #23 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #22 by EdBat | Reply | | No one will ever more insane than me. EVER. |
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| #26 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | HEY YOU LEAVE MY BLUE-FOOTED-BOOBIES OUT OF THIS >:C |
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| #28 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | I've had my own problems with unrequited love, But KROZE?!? I know some doctors that might be able to help you.
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| #30 Posted 1 month ago | Reply | | Can't wait for the next installment. :V |
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