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| #1 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.
Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.
Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.
"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''
Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.
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Give this man a trophy representing the above. |
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| #2 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | I respect him |
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| #3 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | That is real talent. |
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| #4 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | Perhaps a mid-life crisis? |
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| #5 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | This man deserves a medal, trophy and memorial... |
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| #6 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | What turned him on though... |
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| #7 Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #6 by Titan50 | Reply | Sergeant Melinda Edwards of course.
What an absolute legend. |
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| #8 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | Mr Erhardt
more applicable.
I don't think he'll be in court on the 1st of September. |
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| #9 Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #1 by HeavyDDR | Reply | | i never heard of this but this guy does seem somewhat of a legend |
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| #10 Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #4 by OverMind | Reply | MidLife crisis?
I think everyone would love to do something like that!
That was no crisis. |
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| #11 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | He could get a fortune if he started his own website about it! Rule 34 strikes you in strange places. |
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| #12 Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #10 by Spoofs3 | Reply | I think everyone would love to do something like that!
I wouldn't; therefore, you are incorrect.
And his age (i.e. 39, he's middle-aged) is within the threshold for a mid-life crisis to occur. |
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| #13 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | that guy needs to get leid XD |
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| #14 Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #13 by eric2009 | Reply | Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.
My mid-life crisis theory has yet to be disproven. |
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| #16 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | This man will go down in history |
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| #17 Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #14 by OverMind | Reply | For the sake of discussion, I'll take a shot.
My understanding of a 'mid-life crisis' is that you act as you did when you were a child and/or young adult. Now, I understand that the attitudes and actions of children/young adults vary greatly, but I have never had any urges to do something like this man did, let alone acted on them.
The scenario seems rather simple. The man is driving, he decides to sample his own product and hilarity ensues.
What I am curious about is whether or not he was holding the camera with his other hand at the time. |
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| #18 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | His girlfriend is six months old? I'm probably skipping over something important, but from what I'm seeing... |
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| #19 Posted 2 months ago, in reply to post #18 by Kochiha | Reply | He's been with his girlfriend for six months
And thanks for reviving an epic thread |
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| #20 Posted 2 months ago | Reply | | All I have to say is wow, and I'm a month late to say it. ... |
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