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#8   Posted 3 weeks ago in Halloween Topic: Get Your [^_^] On!
Yeah... so everything Halloween related, since it's only a few days away at the time of posting this.

Post pictures of, or chat about, your halloween exploits new and old! Trick or treating, Halloween parties, anything halloween related goes here.

I've never been trick or treating, but it was quite funny once where I dressed up my little Cybot robot in a hood and skull mask, got someone to open the door for the trick or treating kids, then proceeded to remotely control the movement of the cybot... scared the shite out of them LOL! xD
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Challenge to anyone dressing up for Halloween
Either:
- Dress up as Cthulhu and post the pictures to prove it
OR
- Dress up as our lovable admin, Face [^_^] and post pictures to prove it

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I'm also thinking that, considering the title and topic... this would probably be the only acceptable necro-thread LOL XD

Anyway:

The killer pumpkin men are out there...
JesusRocks
#7   Posted 1 month ago in So... My love life...
You see, I kinda have this problem... I think I'm in love with Kroze, I know it's wrong and I shouldn't, but I can't help but DESU~ over that orange metroid avatar. I tried to get some help elsewhere, but Face caught me talking to RensAss, misunderstood the situation and set Cthulhu on me... I tried to go talk to Underling about it, and though he seemed more than willing to help, all he said was :V which I couldn't quite understand. I took his suggestion and talked to Magick, who demanded I bring him b00bs and tacos before he helped me. So I went to find some tacos, thinking these would be easiest to track down, but they were all sold out in the BAR. I decided to go to Pedobear to see if she could spare any EdsBoobs for Magick, but she was the one who took the last batch of tacos. I tried to fight her for them, but she beat me down with her giant bat wings. I asked her for the EdsBoobs and she handed me the picture gratefully.

I took this picture back to Magick, who told me that it was not good enough without the tacos, but that he would keep the picture until I returned. On my travels I saw Dix trying on a bikini and asked whether he knew where the tacos could have gone, but he just handed me a camera and told me to snap pictures for his "personal records". Unfortunately, after I finished taking the pictures, he flew off to South Carolina before I could ask him about the tacos.

Then, the worst thing happened! Kroze actually crossed my path, so I had to hide behind a giant rock that was actually not that large... I overheard him talking to himself about a news post, and I tried to pluck up enough courage to speak to him, but when I looked up, he had vanished. Aanyway... I found the tacos eventually and took them back to Magick who said that he had heard from RensAss that Dix said that Underling knew someone who talked to a friend of Araharu's who said that Kroze had slipped into an inexplicable forum coma and that his evil twin was stealing the news post from him.

Now I don't know what to do because I stuck a sticky note on that news post that declared my love for Kroze, and now his evil twin brother has threatened to reveal all in one single scandalous soap-opera style revelation.

Since this is the place to get help of this sort, I was wondering if you could help me?
:3
JesusRocks
#6   Posted 2 months ago in So... life in the black hole...
So... the LHC's tests were a failure and we all got sucked into the singularity of several micro black holes while we slept...

What's life like for you now inside the black hole?



I don't know about you guys, but my colours are a little trippy... and I had to take the train to Grays just so I could get into London, which is in the opposite direction...
JesusRocks
#5   Posted 4 months ago in The BAR Webcomic
Yeah, after looking through my old stash of comic books I used to draw when I was younger, I have decided to step it up a notch and start making a webcomic based on the idiosyncracies of the BAR. This uses Gaia Avatars, mainly because I am terrible at drawing with a mouse, and can't draw Chibi's on paper...

The character listings are on my blog, and if you would like to be a character in it, you can either make a Chibi yourself using www.tektek.org/dream, OR post a description of what you want to look like, and I will make it myself. Post all character submissions on the blog please.
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ISSUE ONE:


ISSUE TWO:


ISSUE THREE:


Enjoy ^_^
JesusRocks
#4   Posted 4 months ago in Guitar Hero: On Tour (Nintendo DS)
Right, firstly I am aware that there is a Guitar Hero Series thread already... but I am posting this to save on the EPIC NECRO that would ensue if I were to post in it... 11 Months since the last post and all that lol...

Secondly, I can't believe this thread hasn't been made already...
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Now, on to business...
Guitar Hero: On Tour is an (upcoming for the UK) extension of the Guitar Hero series onto the Nintendo DS. I seriously was wondering "How on earth are they gonna do this?"... but I saw the advertisements for it and was like "THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!"
It may not be to everyone's taste, but it sure got me excited about it's release...

Here are (some of the better) videos for those who have not already seen the advertisements:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEl1KhFvp6Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-PzQWiSpc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzQIRTRHQ9w&feature=related - I like this one best XD

The Official Guitar Hero: On Tour Website

Some Info on the game from Play.com:
Unique, new portable gaming experience for the Nintendo DS:
- Rock Out to Guitar Hero on the DS for the first time with the Innovative Guitar Grip
- Utilise local wireless play to shred with your friends in multiplayer modes
- Use the included pick-stylus to strum the touch activated screen and rock out on the go

A New Musical Offering:
Rock out to 25 monster tracks, 20 of which are exclusive to the DS, featuring music from a variety of classic rock, pop and alternative rock favourites, including:
- OK Go - Do What You Want
- Blink 182 - All The Small Things
- No Doubt - Spiderwebs
- Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
- Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It

Gameplay Modes:
- Single Player Mode - Prove your guitar shredding skills while navigating through Career, Quick Play or Guitar Dual modes
- Multiplayer Modes - Players can play Face Off, Pro Face Off and Co-op and Guitar Duel together - all utilising local wireless play
- Practice Mode - Practice using the Guitar Grip and pick-stylus to nail those tricky solos

Authentic Rock Star Experience:
- Takes full advantage of Nintendo DS capabilities, including activating star power by yelling "Rock Out" into the DS microphone
- Attacks in Guitar Duel allow you to utilise the DS in a new way
- Blow into the DS microphone when the touch screen is set on fire in pyrotechnics
- Sign an autograph when it is requested by an excited fan
- Fix a broken string by dragging the broken ends together
- All of the customisation and personalisation Guitar Hero fans enjoy:
- Select from six characters including two new rockers, which are exclusive to the DS
- Choose from a vast collection of guitars and all new musical venues
GO FORTH AND DISCUSS...
JesusRocks
#3   Posted 5 months ago in Tekken (2009) - Live Action Movie
I think this will suck, yet I am inescapably drawn to anticipating its eventual release, and also viewing it upon it's eventual release.

I think it will suck for three reasons:

1) It's a video-game adaptation - these are notorious for sucking, and this one will be no different
2) There's no Paul Phoenix - the dude has massive hair, gonna suck without him... I don't care if he's not part of the real plot, I just want him in the movie! ಠ_ಠ
3) Yoshimitsu - It is pure inevitability that his portrayal will be done poorly, making this movie suck

As yet, there isn't really that much information flying round on this... mostly on Wikipedia:
Tekken (2009 Film)

What do you guys think?
JesusRocks
#2   Posted 5 months ago in HypnozeBAR


NEW BAR GET!!!
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